Post by Dark Horse on Sept 23, 2012 13:56:41 GMT
Been meaning to do this for a while now. I don't like reviews that state the obvious, so let's assume all the figures have standard articulation and I'll just point out the bad stuff. 
Hulk vs Hulk!
As you can see, MU Hulk is way more beefy than Avengers retarded baby Hulk. I just don't understand how the Avengers Hulk sculpt got green lit. The torso has almost no definition, the hands are pre posed upside down, he has old lady's fat hips, twisted knee/ ankles, pin head, and uneven feet.
Let's have a look at the other unforgivable aspects of the shit head.
Knees cast in brown plastic. They couldn't even be bothered to paint the knee. Lazy cheap bastards. Hip articulation is beyond retarded. Also note how twisted the right knee is compared to the position of the ankle. His feet are also uneven making it nearly impossible for the figure to stand unaided.
He has no wrist, ankle, waist articulation.
Here's Avengers Hulk trying to do the splits -
That's literally how wide his hips go. The fucking spastics couldn't even have made the joint move both ways (meaning the hips can pinch together, like he's holding in a piss, but he can't do the splits).
The other end of the hip that connects to the body is almost vertical (think IM2/ W:O type articulation, only 100 times worse). Basically meaning it's a swivel only joint.
So this means in order to get any type of pose out of this cunt, you have to twist his legs so it looks like his hips are broken and his knees face backwards -
Upside down hands -
Retarded action feature means the ab crunch is permanently loose -
Again, who ever signed off the prototype needs his fucking head examined.
Now let's look at the awesomeness that is MU Hulk.
Some folk say he's too small, but I think massive Hulks are a bit much. Even the last movie Hulk was a bit too big in my opinion.
Articulation is great for a beefy figure. All joints are tight, but not too tight like some MU figures. He's got a ball plus hinge neck as well.
Here's a cool pose -
Even though it doesn't bother me, my only crit about MU Hulk is the non painted eyebrows (They are painted in the comic pack, just not the single card version).
Now let's see what would happen if it kicked off -
Winner - MU Hulk by piss over. ;D
Hulk vs Hulk!
As you can see, MU Hulk is way more beefy than Avengers retarded baby Hulk. I just don't understand how the Avengers Hulk sculpt got green lit. The torso has almost no definition, the hands are pre posed upside down, he has old lady's fat hips, twisted knee/ ankles, pin head, and uneven feet.
Let's have a look at the other unforgivable aspects of the shit head.
Knees cast in brown plastic. They couldn't even be bothered to paint the knee. Lazy cheap bastards. Hip articulation is beyond retarded. Also note how twisted the right knee is compared to the position of the ankle. His feet are also uneven making it nearly impossible for the figure to stand unaided.
He has no wrist, ankle, waist articulation.
Here's Avengers Hulk trying to do the splits -
That's literally how wide his hips go. The fucking spastics couldn't even have made the joint move both ways (meaning the hips can pinch together, like he's holding in a piss, but he can't do the splits).
The other end of the hip that connects to the body is almost vertical (think IM2/ W:O type articulation, only 100 times worse). Basically meaning it's a swivel only joint.
So this means in order to get any type of pose out of this cunt, you have to twist his legs so it looks like his hips are broken and his knees face backwards -
Upside down hands -
Retarded action feature means the ab crunch is permanently loose -
Again, who ever signed off the prototype needs his fucking head examined.
Now let's look at the awesomeness that is MU Hulk.
Some folk say he's too small, but I think massive Hulks are a bit much. Even the last movie Hulk was a bit too big in my opinion.
Articulation is great for a beefy figure. All joints are tight, but not too tight like some MU figures. He's got a ball plus hinge neck as well.
Here's a cool pose -
Even though it doesn't bother me, my only crit about MU Hulk is the non painted eyebrows (They are painted in the comic pack, just not the single card version).
Now let's see what would happen if it kicked off -
Winner - MU Hulk by piss over. ;D
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