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Post by Dark Horse on Dec 27, 2011 17:12:02 GMT
I didn't have high expectations for this. The trailer made the film look like generic garbage set to a heavy metal score.
Well imo, the trailer was about a million times better than the movie. What a fucking crock of shit. The guy playing Conan had no charisma, talent or physical skill playing the role. The story was instantly forgettable, totally predictable, and as unoriginal as you can get.
Not even Ron Perlman or Rachel Nichols could save this absolute shit fest.
I fucking hate movies that make kids kick the shit out of adults. It's retarded. And this clusterfuck of absolute dog-mess ignored all the aspects of the Arnie Conan films. Arnie Conan was charismatic, funny, brutal, poignient, and heroic. This new cunt was none of those. He's an absolute wanker that wouldn't last two seconds with Arnie Conan. And Thulsa Doom vs that moron with the mask? PUHLEASE!
Plus the music was as bland as it could possibly be.
I've never in my life seen a reboot that fails so hard. This movie was beyond terrible. Do yourself a favour and never, ever watch this abortion. It's not even one of those films that's so bad it's good. It's just all shit. The worst type of shitty shit that just makes you shake your head and wonder why it ever got made shit.
-10 out of 10. Seriously.
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Post by Asphalt on Jan 3, 2012 15:55:26 GMT
My biggest problem with the film was the villains. I can't quite put my finger on what it was, but the way they delivered their lines and actions was just strange. And they were a great combo for actor and actress. I dunno. The Conan they tried to make was closer to the literary Conan. But I agree it did fall short. They did a good job of referencing some of the story material, but I couldn't figure out where in his time line this was supposed to take place.
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